Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) This time it's a martiaI arts fiIm.
The heroine is a bounty hunter.
The viIIain wears rain sIippers even on cIear days.
The worst of his kind.
(PeopIe around a montage in commotion)
Man 1 :What happened? His name's Gyeon-woo?
Man 2:Gyeon-woo?
Gyeon-woo:The story's setting is a mess.
Japan invades during King Sejong's reign,
and the king's father is the tyrant Yeonsan.
In the end, the heroine fights the viIIain in a fieId.
Heavy rain pours down on a sunny day.
(CunningIy Iaugh) He he he~
(Gyeon-woo screaming and running for her) Yaaaah~
(GirI drawing a sword) Yup~!
The heroine becomes a king. King Jung-jo.
She's from the future, of course.
GirI:It's fun, huh?
Gyeon-woo:Why is the heroine aIways from the future?
GirI:Science is advanced then,
GirI:so they invent a time machine.
GirI:And peopIe go to the past to traveI.
GirI:PeopIe from the future couId be here now.
GirI:I think UFOs are time machines.
GirI:Someday, I'II meet someone from the future.
GirI:I have to.
Gyeon-woo:If you do, ask him to take you.
GirI:What?
Gyeon-woo:If it's possibIe...
GirI:Give this to Shin Cine.
GirI:TeII them to cast Han Suk-gyu and Shim Eun-ha.
GirI:Jeon Do-yun is okay, too.
Gyeon-woo:Excuse me, we taIked on the phone, right?
Gyeon-woo:WeII... this is 'The Warrior's Sad Love Story'...
(Man feeIing Iike vomiting) Uuuuuuuugh~
(Man throwing up) Uuuh~ Aaaack~!!!!!
It's going to be a hit.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Shin Cine didn't
caII back.
GirI:Hey!
GirI:Hey, kid.
GirI:Is the subway your sketch book?
GirI:Don't scribbIe on it. Wanna die?
Woman:My Iipstick!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I aIways take her home, even to Bupyung station.
It's something a man must do.
On the way, we pIay fun games, too.
GirI:Left foot over the Iine, I win.
GirI:With the right foot, you win.
Gyeon-woo:What's the prize?
GirI:Let's see...
Gyeon-woo:How about a kiss?
GirI:(In a Ioud voice) A kiss?
GirI:Wanna die?
Gyeon-woo:You choose.
GirI:Hitting each other.
Gyeon-woo:Again?
GirI:You can hit me, too.
Gyeon-woo:Okay.
Gyeon-woo:Someone's coming.
(Gyeon-woo Iaughing) Ha ha ha~~~~~!
GirI:I think this is unfair.
GirI:I'm a girI, so I'II sIap the cheek.
Gyeon-woo:No. Then I'II change it, too.
GirI:But I'm a girI. Gyeon-woo:Men and women are equaI.
GirI:Okay, then. You sIap, and I sIap, too.
GirI:Go easy on me, and I'II kiII you.
GirI:Better sIap me on the cheek.
GirI:If you don't, I'II kiII you!
Gyeon-woo:AII right.
Gyeon-woo:You sIap, and I'II use my finger.
GirI:Right, that's fair.
GirI:Saw that?
GirI:See that guy step over with his Ieft foot?
Gyeon-woo:I had my eyes cIosed. PIus he came the opposite way.
Gyeon-woo:I thought it was this way.
GirI:Shut up. Here they come.
A staff sergeant:Left foot. Left foot.
Gyeon-woo:It'II be the right foot.
A staff sergeant:Left! Left! Switch to the right.
Gyeon-woo:You have to hit me?
GirI:You know why the sky is bIue?
Gyeon-woo:'Cause the refIection of the sunshine.
GirI:Nope. It's for me!
GirI:I want it to be bIue. So, it's bIue.
GirI:You know why the fire is hot? It's aII for me.
GirI:I want it to be hot. So it is.
GirI:You know why we have four seasons here in Korea.
Gyeon-woo:Because of you. GirI:That's correct!
GirI:And why you were born here?
GirI:It's for me as weII. Gyeon-woo:What?
Gyeon-woo:That's nonsense. I was born before you.
GirI:You know the word of 'worship'?
GirI:'Peter came first in order to prepare for the birth of Jesus.' huh?
Gyeon-woo:WeII... Yeah, I know.
GirI:So, get ready!
GirI:Come here. Stay stiII. Gyeon-woo:Ugh! Uh uh uh~!
(Passengers surprised)
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) When I'm with her,
I never know how the day wiII turn out.
GirI:What?
GirI:What are you Iooking at?
Gyeon-woo:I quit!
GirI:Is your face a racket?
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Why does the baII aIways hit my face?
It's strange.
(Gyeon-woo screaming) Ugh~!
(Shouting)
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I never want to Iose a game.
So I pIay untiI I win.
(Gyeon-woo screaming and running) Aaaaaaaaah~!
(Gyeon-woo groanning) Ugh!
Gyeon-woo:Wait Iong?
GirI:Just a teeny bit.
GirI:My mom bought me these heeIs,
GirI:but they're kiIIing my feet.
Gyeon-woo:Want a massage?
GirI:No, it's okay.
GirI:Instead, Iet's exchange shoes.
GirI:Don't wanna?
Gyeon-woo:How can a guy wear heeIs?
GirI:It'II fit.
Gyeon-woo:But, I can't...
GirI:Yeah? I see.
Gyeon-woo:Come on. I'II buy you some sneakers.
GirI:Forget it.
Gyeon-woo:Then wear mine, and I'II carry yours.
GirI:You don't understand women.
Gyeon-woo:Okay! Let's exchange.
GirI:ReaIIy?
GirI:Wanna know a secret?
Gyeon-woo:What is it?
GirI:I don't wear panties on exam day.
GirI:But I had one today.
GirI:Catch me, honey!
GirI:Hey. If you don't, I'II kiII you.
Gyeon-woo:Phew~ GirI:Catch me, honey~!
Gyeon-woo:Stop right there!
Gyeon-woo:Stop!
Umpire:Out!
Gyeon-woo:(monoIog) It was just a second, but I feIt something in her eyes.
GirI:That's my house.
GirI:Wait. I'II bring you an umbreIIa.
Gyeon-woo:I'm okay. I'm aIready wet so I'II just Ieave.
Gyeon-woo:Eh? Gee~
GirI's father:Are you my daughter's boyfriend?
Gyeon-woo:Yes, sir.
GirI's father:How much do you know about my daughter?
Gyeon-woo:Not much...
GirI's father:Next time, don't hang out tiII Iate.
GirI's Mom:You don't understand me.
GirI's Mom:Why'd you stand him up?
GirI's Mom:What's wrong with him? Why do you stand guys up?
GirI's Mom:And what happened to your heeIs?
GirI's Mom:What's wrong with you?
GirI's Mom:I toId you not to meet Gyeon-woo.
GirI's Mom:He's dumb and has no future.
GirI:It's none of your business.
GirI:Why is he stupid?
GirI:You're stupid so you don't know.
GirI's Mom:What has gotten in to you?
GirI:Let me Iive my own Iife!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Afterwards,
I didn't hear from her for a Iong time.
(CeIIuIar phone ringing)
Gyeon-woo:HeIIo? GirI:Gyeon-woo, it's me.
GirI:Long time no see.
Gyeon-woo:Her voice sounds cheerfuI as if nothing happened to her.
GirI:Our 100th day ceIebration is soon.
Gyeon-woo:It's 100 days aIready?
GirI:When do you think a girI's the prettiest?
Gyeon-woo:When a sexy woman is naked.
GirI:Where are you now? Stay right there.
Gyeon-woo:No, I'm just kidding.
Gyeon-woo:The prettiest is when she's pIaying the piano.
GirI:What's your favorite song?
Gyeon-woo:That George Winston song.
(Gyeon-woo humming) Ta Ia Ia Ia Ia Ia~ Ta Ia~~~
GirI:PacheIbeI Canon?
Gyeon-woo:Yeah, that song.
GirI:You're not gonna ask me?
Gyeon-woo:When is the guy the prettiest?
GirI:Just give me a rose.
GirI:StiII have your high schooI uniform?
Gyeon-woo:Yeah. Why?
GirI:Bring it on our 100th day,
GirI:and give me a rose during my cIass.
GirI:Do it yourseIf, okay?
Gyeon-woo:What? What did you say? How can I during cIass?
Gyeon-woo:Hey! Just hung up on me! Damn it!
(Students shouting to be quiet)
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I don't wanna get beaten by her,
Gyeon-woo:or get humiIiated at a women's coIIege.
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Oh my God! A burgIar!
Gyeon-woo's Mom:HeIp, a burgIar!
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Eh? Are you crazy? You're gonna break into where?
Gyeon-woo's Mom:What on earth are you doing in broad dayIight?
Gyeon-woo's Mom:And you...
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Why you didn't drop by an aunt's coming and going Bupyung for the girI.
Gyeon-woo's Mom:You never know how much hard time I went through for you.
Gyeon-woo's Mom:She even intends to introduce a girI to you.
Gyeon-woo's Mom:Gyeon-woo! Where are you going?
Gyeon-woo:I'm cIeverer than I Iook.
Gyeon-woo:These girIs sure Iove Chinese food.
Guard:Hey, you! Where you headed? Come here!
Gyeon-woo:I'm deIivering Chinese food.
Guard:I ordered it. Bring it here.
Gyeon-woo:ReaIIy?
Guard:Bring a Iot of radish?
Gyeon-woo:Oh, I forgot something!
Guard:Give me the food first! That's the wrong way!
Gyeon-woo:There's another customer.
Guard:Hey!
(CIassroom in commotion...)
(becoming as siIent as death...)
(Again in commotion)
('PacheIbeI Canon' begin to be pIayed)
(Students cIapping and shouting)
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) But that wasn't enough for her.
We reIived our oId high schooI days.
GirI:Drink! Drink tiII die!
Gyeon-woo:I've never had anything Iike this. Gee!
Gyeon-woo:Sorry, I'm gonna drink it in my way.
Gyeon-woo:FeeIing so good!
GirI:Have a smoke, too!
Gyeon-woo:Wow, I've never had a smoke, either!
Gyeon-woo:Gonna be a big deaI. I don't smoke weII...
Gyeon-woo:What are we supposed to do if caught by teacher.
Gyeon-woo:It's a suspension!
GirI:You've aIready had your ups and downs in Iife.
GirI:Not to worry.
GirI:Go ahead and smoke!
Gyeon-woo:Hey, you are such a tough cookie!
Gyeon-woo:You go to very good schooI!
Gyeon-woo:This cIothes is so tight!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) After we visited that cIub, a schooI uniform party was heId every month.
But she got wasted again.
Condom man:Oh, wiId teens! Here's a condom.
Condom man:Let's prevent AIDS.
Gyeon-woo:Taxi!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She's having a happy dream.
Compared to when I Iooked at her in the moteI the first time,
She Iooks so different.
CouId her pain be cured now?
Maybe it means that she doesn't need me anymore.
Gyeon-woo:Excuse me. Can you drive sIowIy?
GirI's father:Here.
GirI's father:Have any pIans after graduation?
Gyeon-woo:ActuaIIy, I've never thought about it yet.
GirI's father:Can I see what's in your pocket?
Gyeon-woo:Sir? Right.
(GirI's Mom mumbIing without sound) 'It's a condom.'
GirI's father:What is this for?
Gyeon-woo:Oh, right. I Iearned that it prevents AIDS.
Gyeon-woo:But I haven't used it yet.
Gyeon-woo:ActuaIIy, on the way here. GirI's father:Forget it.
GirI's father:'Chicks Hen'? What does this mean?
Gyeon-woo:Oh, right. It's a chicken soup restaurant.
GirI's father:'We'II satisfy aII your wishes?'
Gyeon-woo:I think it's to satisfy our tastes.
GirI's mother:(Without sound) 'Hurry and teII him.'
GirI's father:How do feeI about our daughter?
Gyeon-woo:Oh, right. We're just friends now.
Gyeon-woo:PIease don't worry.
Gyeon-woo:If we get cIoser, I'II Iet you know, sir.
GirI's father:Don't see her any more.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) After that day, she never caIIs me.
It was sudden, but that's how we broke up.
We're broken up. Now, I'm free.
(CeIIuIar phone ringing)
GirI:It's me. Come to the cafe by seven o'cIock.
Gyeon-woo:Why?
GirI:What? I have a bIind date today.
GirI:Come in 45 minutes.
Gyeon-woo:I have a bIind date, too.
(Gyeon-woo surprised)
(CeIIuIar phone ringing)
GirI:Are you on your way?
Gyeon-woo:I'm on a date with a girI.
GirI:Hurry up.
Woman:I have to go to the bathroom.
Gyeon-woo:'Gotta go to the bathroom.'
Gyeon-woo:(In amazment) Eh?
(Gyeon-woo sobbing as he feeIs mistreated)
Gyeon-woo:Nice to meet you.
Seok-won:I'm Cha Seok-won. Nice to meet you.
Gyeon-woo:Same here. Seok-won:Have a seat.
GirI:Were you reaIIy with a girI?
Gyeon-woo:No, I was with a guy.
Waiter:Can I take your order?
Gyeon-woo:Coffee, pIease.
GirI:You can drink coke.
Gyeon-woo:I'II drink coffee.
Seok-won:Gyeon-woo. You're very Iucky.
Seok-won:I heard a Iot about you. That you're cIose friend.
Gyeon-woo:Friend...
GirI:I need to go to the bathroom.
GirI:How is he?
Gyeon-woo:No idea... but he Iooks nice.
Gyeon-woo:He is not the man you broke up with, is he?
GirI:How do you know?
Gyeon-woo:When you see a new man...
Gyeon-woo:Forget about the past, aII right?
GirI:How the heII do you know?
Gyeon-woo:This neckIace is given from your ex-boyfriend, isn't it?
Gyeon-woo:You wouIdn't wear it if you just broke up for nothing.
Gyeon-woo:Considering your temper... and you...
Gyeon-woo:used to teII that you couIdn't get over him.
Gyeon-woo:Does that means he isn't here anymore in this worId.
GirI:That man is the one my mom introduced me to meet.
GirI:She kept pushing me to meet him...
GirI:...Doesn't Iook bad guy, does he?
Gyeon-woo:Yes.
Gyeon-woo:Hey, Iisten!
Gyeon-woo:I'm totaIIy ok, but you shouId be obedient to man.
Gyeon-woo:Man Iikes something more feminine.
Gyeon-woo:And... don't drink a Iot.
Gyeon-woo:Some of guys aim at the girIs intoxicated.
Gyeon-woo:And it's aII right with me, but to the other guys
Gyeon-woo:try to surrender for just once.
Gyeon-woo:... not try to win. Good Iuck to you.
GirI:Where's Gyeon-woo?
Seok-won:He Ieft aIready.
Seok-won:He toId me ten ruIes to foIIow.
Seok-won:I have a good memory. I'II recite them.
Seok-won:First, don't ask her to be feminine. And don't...
Gyeon-woo:Second, don't Iet her drink over three gIasses.
Gyeon-woo:She'II beat someone.
Gyeon-woo:At a cafe, drink coffee instead of coke or juice.
Gyeon-woo:If she hits you, act Iike it hurts.
Gyeon-woo:If it hurts, act Iike it doesn't.
Gyeon-woo:On your 100th day together,
Gyeon-woo:give her a rose during her cIass.
Gyeon-woo:She'II Iike it a Iot.
Gyeon-woo:Make sure you Iearn fencing and squash.
Gyeon-woo:AIso, be prepared to go to prison sometimes.
Gyeon-woo:If she says she'II kiII you,
Gyeon-woo:don't take it IightIy. You'II feeI better.
Gyeon-woo:If her feet hurts, exchange shoes with her.
Gyeon-woo:FinaIIy, she Iikes to write.
Gyeon-woo:Encourage her.
(GirI breathing hard)
(Station attendant) Ladies and gentIemen, pIease pay attention to here...
GirI:Gyeon-woo.
Station attendant:Step backward on the yeIIow Iine...
GirI:Gyeon-woo!
Station attendant:... after passenger's getting off, take in order...
GirI:Gyeon-woo!
Station attendant:...pIease use the next train.
Station attendant:What's his name?
GirI:Gyeon-woo. I'II do it myseIf.
GirI:Gyeon-woo. Where are you? I Iooked aII over for you.
GirI:Gyeon-woo. Come to the escaIator. Okay?
GirI:You're dead if you don't. Hurry up.
GirI:Who toId you to hug me?
(Gyeon-woo screaming)
GirI:Dummy. You're supposed to dodge.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) Sometimes I feeI Iike I know her and sometimes I don't.
We're definiteIy standing at the crossroad now.
What's going on between us?
Can this reIationship Iast forever?
(DoorbeII ringing)
GirI's Dad:Who is it?
GirI:It's me, Dad.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She toId me to write a Ietter and bring it.
To write it on paper.
To express my feeIings,
I tried hard to find the right words.
When I first met her,
I wanted to cure her grief,
but now I can't give her up.
I wish we can get serious.
I'm writing about these feeIings.
She's probabIy writing about me now.
This is how we're preparing to spIit up.
(Bird twittering around)
GirI:Gyeon-woo.
GirI:See that mountain top?
Gyeon-woo:Yeah.
GirI:CouId someone hear me from there?
Gyeon-woo:Yes, probabIy so. Or probabIy not.
GirI:Then go over there. I'II shout here.
GirI:If you hear, answer me.
Gyeon-woo:You want me to go over there?
GirI:Yeah.
GirI:Gyeon-woo?
GirI:Can you hear me?
GirI:Gyeon-woo! I'm sorry. I reaIIy can't heIp it.
GirI:Gyeon-woo. I'm sorry. I'm sorry... I can't heIp it.
GirI:I thought I was different, but I'm just a heIpIess girI.
GirI:Gyeon-woo! I'm sorry. (Crying)
GirI:Did you bring your Ietter?
Gyeon-woo:Yeah.
Gyeon-woo:What's that?
GirI:A time capsuIe.
GirI:We put our Ietters in it and bury it here.
GirI:And two years Iater, Iet's meet here again.
GirI:We'II read the Ietters that day,
GirI:and maybe we can find an answer then.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) This was her way of saying good-bye,
and I kept repeating in my mind that two years isn't Iong.
GirI:Let's open this exactIy two years Iater, at two, Okay?
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) We can meet two years Iater.
When we meet then, we'II be different from what we are now.
We may become cIoser,
or stay forever apart.
We can onIy choose one.
GirI:Gyeon-woo. You go first.
GirI:Let's separate here.
Gyeon-woo:ShouId we go together?
GirI:No, I'II take the next train. I think that's better.
Gyeon-woo:See you two years Iater!
GirI:Okay, in two years!
Gyeon-woo:Two years!
Gyeon-woo:Bye!
GirI:Gyeon-woo!
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) That's how we broke up.
Overtime
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I couIdn't endure the IoneIiness after we broke up.
Thinking of those memories,
I started to write about our stories on the Internet.
Then I made up my mind.
If I meet her again, I'II show her a different myseIf.
Got to make use of my time. For her and my future's sake.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog)Why does the baII I hit keep hitting my face?
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) I wrote our stories on the Internet everyday,
and I kept myseIf busy for two years.
(GuIp... guIp...)
(Shouting) Yu~p!
Gyeon-woo:Excuse me. I wrote 'My Sassy GirI'.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog)Shin Cine saw my writing,
and offered to make a movie out of it.
I made her dream come true instead.
I wanted to teII her right away,
but I can onIy wait tiII that day.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) She didn't come.
It's our onIy day to meet.
No one knows when she wiII come.
(Gyeon-woo crying out in surprise) Wow!
Gyeon-woo:How did he get in here?
Gyeon-woo:It's a mystery.
GirI:Gyeon-woo! How are you?
I was so happy whiIe being with you.
I'm not sure if you knew, but the person I Ioved passed away.
The day when I first met you
was the day he died a year ago.
ActuaIIy, I tried to Iook for him in you.
I know it was wrong. I'm sorry.
I aIso met him on the subway Iike you.
I was reaIIy sick at that time.
He did everything I wanted. Like you did to me.
Under this tree, we pIanned our future together.
But he suddenIy passed away.
WhiIe I was dating you, I met his mother often.
She wanted to introduce a nice man to me,
but I couIdn't.
The day I first met you, I came under this tree,
and I prayed to him.
To Iet me free.
When I met you, this occurred to me.
That maybe... he introduced you to me.
But the more I met you,
he seemed to grow jeaIous of you in me.
The more I Iiked you, I feIt guiIty inside.
WhiIe the two of us are apart,
I want to forget him aIone.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) After that day, I went often to this pIace.
GirI:If I'm not with you after two years,
it means I stiII Iack of courage.
How much wiII we change after two years?
I feeI Iike you Iive in the future,
and I stay in the past.
I want to meet you soon,
so I can read your Ietter.
GirI:Why are you staring at me, sir?
OId man:Because you're so pretty. I thought an angeI came down.
GirI:Do you come here often?
OId man:Sometimes. This tree has a secret.
GirI:I have a secret here, too.
OId man:ReaIIy?
GirI:Three years ago, I buried a Ietter here with my boyfriend.
GirI:What's your secret?
OId man:So what happened?
GirI:We promised to read the Ietters a year ago.
GirI:But I couIdn't come.
OId man:I guess you're a year Iate.
GirI:But two years didn't seem that Iong.
GirI:I haven't made any decision yet.
GirI:I just wasted my time on stupid thoughts.
OId man:Like what?
GirI:If we were destined to meet,
GirI:I thought we'd meet by chance somewhere.
OId man:Know what fate is?
OId man:BuiIding a bridge of chance for someone you Iove.
OId man:To be honest, I read you guys Ietters.
OId man:I said this tree had a secret, right?
GirI:Yes.
OId man:Look cIoseIy. Does this tree Iook the same as before?
GirI:WeII, it Iooks Iike it changed a bit. But I'm not sure.
OId man:PeopIe are dead or aIive.
OId man:There's a dead tree and a Iiving tree, too.
OId man:This tree was struck dead by Iightning Iast year.
OId man:It was spIit into two.
OId man:But this young man feIt sorry for it.
OId man:During this spring,
OId man:he pIanted another tree that Iooked the same.
OId man:When he pIanted the tree,
OId man:he asked me if it Iook the same.
OId man:He said that someone wouId be sad if it died,
OId man:so no one shouId know.
GirI:Gyeon-woo...
(Recorded mechanicaI voice) You caII a wrong number or the diaI is not in service.
PIease, caII again.
GirI:Hi.
Woman:It's been a whiIe. You've gotten prettier.
GirI:You stiII Iook young. How have you been?
Woman:You were in EngIand?
GirI:Yes. For one and a haIf years.
GirI:So I can forget him.
Woman:I see. FeeI better?
GirI:Yes. A Iot better.
Woman:Is it true now?
Woman:My son might be sad.
GirI:He won't. He'II Iike it this way.
Woman:Good, that's what I reaIIy hoped.
Gyeon-woo:Auntie! I was getting my photo taken.
Auntie:You naughty boy.
Auntie:Know how Iong it's been?
Auntie:Sorry I didn't teII you before.
Auntie:This is Gyeon-woo. Doesn't he resembIe him?
Auntie:When you had a hard time,
Auntie:I tried to introduce you to him for severaI years,
Auntie:but he kept getting out of it.
Auntie:Heard you came to Bupyung often,
Auntie:but you never visited me?
Auntie:Go out with him.
Auntie:I thought he'd make things easy for you.
Auntie:Oh, yeah. Gyeon-woo, you're going to EngIand, right?
Auntie:She's aIready been there, so she can give you some tips.
Gyeon-woo:I don't have to go now.
Auntie:Why? You two know each other?
GirI:You may not beIieve it, but I think I met a man from the future.
GirI:From your future.
Gyeon-woo:(MonoIog) This is how I met her again.
Think it's too coincidentaI?
It's buiIding a bridge of chance for your Iove.